carnal knowledge

a movie starring jack nicholson and featuring art garfunkel's pubes. oh man.

ok sorry

here it comes, more bloggage, i promise. i'm going to the zoo today and warped tour maybe the next day so get ready for tons of fucking blog action!!

commercial

"The Oreck Xl Ultra has the cleaning power of a category 2 hurricane."

Cleaning power? Don't hurricanes make messes??

Ahhhhh Fuck

I have to subscribe to fucking Blogger. I barely know what Blogger is. I just know that Tom Gabel has one and Brendan Kelly has one, and if I want to read them all the time I'm gonna have to get one of my own. And inevitably I'm going to use this thing all the time to tell you people about stupid things you don't care about. I have to be a part of every trend don't I? I'm gonna go buy a Batman shirt and an iPhone.