Ahhhhh Fuck

I have to subscribe to fucking Blogger. I barely know what Blogger is. I just know that Tom Gabel has one and Brendan Kelly has one, and if I want to read them all the time I'm gonna have to get one of my own. And inevitably I'm going to use this thing all the time to tell you people about stupid things you don't care about. I have to be a part of every trend don't I? I'm gonna go buy a Batman shirt and an iPhone.